Benefits of a Bicycle

Puts a big fat smile on your face.
It carries your goodies home.
It feels like flying.
Faster and easier than walking.
Its as quiet as a mouse.
The earth sends a lil' extra luv to those on bicycles (this is scientifically documented).
Gives you legs of steel.
No need to pay for gas, parking fees, or auto insurance... hurray!
Whizzes past traffic jams.
Slows global warming.
Zero emissions.
Shapes up that bootie.